Me: Gianna, would you rather take a bath or a shower?
Gianna: I don't want to.
Me: Bath or shower.
Me: Because your hair is dirty.
Gianna: Your hair is dirty, too.
Me: .....You're probably right.
And Happy All Hallow's Eve to you....may your children collect lots of delicious chocolates and forget about their existence, enabling you to partake of the spoils.